i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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