but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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