It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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