He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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