i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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