Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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