please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
There's always time for handjobs
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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