Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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