I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
My boob is missing a layer of skin
i think my cat just said my name.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
