I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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