OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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