i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
