oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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