I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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