Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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