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I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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