Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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