Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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