She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
