JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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