My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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