she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
