Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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