Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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