she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
So many bounce houses so little time
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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