All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Tell her she can't have a vagina
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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