Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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