your room smells of hookers.
And success
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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