yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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