I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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