I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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