names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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