He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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