um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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