Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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