dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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