I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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