What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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