Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Just pee around me
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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