We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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