okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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