summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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