Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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