What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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