she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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