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I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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