road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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