Small penises have feelings too.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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