ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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