yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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