Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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