My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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