i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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