Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
My feet surprised me
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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