Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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