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(804): View more from Virginia

she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.

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(253): View more from Washington

I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.

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(480): View more from Arizona

it's like russian roulette but with a penis

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that

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(+61): View more from Australia

Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?

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(302): View more from Delaware

Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I came home braless and wearing a tail....

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!

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